To the Dearly Departed Happy Endings:
You were well written, well acted, hilarious, suh cuh and ah-mah-zing.
You made us ponder glorious things - what will next Halloween’s costume be? Will there be a Steak-Tanic 2? Will Alex ever sell some clothes? Will Penny ever find true love or be doomed to a personal pizza life? Will Jane and Brad finally achieve world domination? Will Max make it to 50? And of course, if Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler then married and divorced Michael Moore then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore,would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?
Alas, these questions will go unanswered…
But we can find solace in the fact that Max Blum will have his revenge at the stupid studios for cancelling our beloved show, because we all know how he likes it… “my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a seventh grade girl: slow, out of bounds and I will pull balls out of my skirt.”
So here’s to you Happy Endings, gone but not forgotten. You will always be a part of our Team Friendship.